桃紅色塑膠碗

在一億八千萬年前的某一天
我靜靜躺下在山坡上
山坡變成了平地 平地變成了地底
恐龍兄弟踩在我身上
在溫暖的地底 躲過了冰河的時期
當然恐龍兄弟也死在我身旁
來自地心的火焰和沈重的壓力
我們一同被壓扁煮成了一鍋湯
主要的成分是碳（這鍋湯主要的成分是碳）

從沙漠的深處我們滾到了海上
海上的船是輕輕晃
是阿拉的子民賣給了媽祖的信徒而耶穌拿著鈔票在觀望
從波斯灣航行到麻六甲海峽
這條路發現不到五百年以上
沿途的風景盡是曾經輝煌的文明
他們什麼時候長成了這模樣？
一共花了22天（這段旅程總共花了22天）

刺激刺激真是刺激！
在管線裡面燃燒又來來去去好像在溜滑梯
變成氣體又變成液體
裂解又聚合的自己
變得好像不是我自己
變成顆粒 變成薄膜 射出成型 押出成型
我的新身分是聚丙烯PP
96小時製作成型 看看鏡子裡面的自己
是一個桃紅色半圓球體
其實就是碗啦（最後變成了一個塑膠碗）

在巷子邊的小廟旁的棚子裡的圓桌上
我們兄弟齊聚一堂都長一樣
里長有話想要跟大家講一講
以前比現在有名的歌手
還有四個正妹站在兩旁
今天的菜色有清蒸魚 鴨肉米糕 海鮮冬粉
還有醉蝦通通放在我身上
用餐時間只有16分鐘
把酒高歌卡拉ok唱一唱
手一揮我掉到了地上
阿姨~阿姨～快把我撿起來啊～（揮一揮就丟到了地上）

在上升的海洋裡我再度地遊蕩
這樣的時間對我來說不算漫長
就算再度碎裂也只是變成了微粒
魚兒看到我還以為是好康
千年以後 我看到最後一支火箭
終於帶著人類的記憶去天上
你以為我有差嗎 有差的應該是你吧～
我自始至終都還在地球上
通通死光光 我還在地球上
通通走光光 我還在地球上
全世界只有我還在地球上
謝謝光臨祝你一路順暢

One day 180 million years ago, I quietly laid down on a hillside.
The hills became plains and the plains became underground,
and the dinosaur brothers walked upon me.
In the warm underground, I stayed out of the Ice Age. Of course,
the dinosaur brothers died by my side.
By the flames of the earth and the pressure within, we were meshed together into a soup, mainly consisting of carbon (This soup mainly consists of carbon!)

From the depths of the desert we went out to the sea,
on a ship that wobbled gently.
It was the children of Allah who sold it to the disciples of Matzu, while Jesus stood by with cash in his hand.
From the Persian Gulf to the Strait of Malacca,
this route was discovered hardly 500 years ago.
Along the way were what was once glorious civilizations.
Since when did they become what they are now?
A total of 22 days. (This journey spanned 22 days!)

How exciting! I am now burning and running back and forth in tubes,
like playing on a playground slide.
I become liquid and gas.
I crack and polymerize. I become not quite myself.
I become particles. I become a sheet. Extrusion molding.
Injection Molding. My new identity is Prolypropylene (PP).
96 hours of production and molding.
I look in the mirror and see a pink half-sphere.
Well, it’s basically a bowl. (In the end I became a plastic bowl.)

On a table under a tent by the temple down the street.
Our brothers gather together, all looking the same.
The borough chief has something to say.
A singer not as famous as before and four hot chicks stand beside him.
On the menu today we have steamed fish,
duck rice cake, seafood noodles and drunken shrimp… all put on top of me.
After just 16 minutes of dining,
everyone is drinking and singing karaoke.
With a wave of a hand I fall to the ground.
Madam, madam, can you pick me up? (With a wave I fall to the ground!)

In the rising ocean I roam once again.
Time for me is not so long.
Even if I degrade,
I just become microplastics and the fish think they’ve found something nice.
Thousands of years from now,
I see the last rocket take off with humanity finally leaving for the skies.
Do you think it matters to me?
I think it matters to you. After all, I’m still on earth.
Everybody dies and I’m still on earth!
Everybody leaves and I’m still on earth!
In the whole wide world, I’m the only one on earth!
Thank you for your visit may you have a pleasant journey!